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thotlady — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:28:31 +0000

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Is everything political?

thotlady — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:59:29 +0000

This morning our mail man at work told us a joke. It goes something like this…

A man has an automobile accident and is taken to the hospital. He lost the left side of his head…the doctor says to the patient, even though you lost the left side of your head…you will be all right.

Now, the joke isn’t that funny, but as the mail man was saying the punch line my boss walks out of her office and said…that sure makes a political statement!

Does it?…does it really? Wow, I was oblivious.

Now, I ask you DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE POLITICAL? Can’t a joke just be a joke?

thotlady — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:39:01 +0000

Four Worms and a lesson

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol – Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation –

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’

That pretty much ended the service –

What is butt dust?

thotlady — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:01:29 +0000

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget…. this particular Sunday sermon…

‘Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust…’ He would have continued but at that moment her very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to her and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,

‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

Good Advice…Maybe?

thotlady — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:39:17 +0000

Advice to all you newlyweds out there…

The secret to a long and lasting marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay , Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, ‘What a peaceful & loving couple’.

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: ‘Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,’ explained the man. ‘We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, ‘That’s once.’

‘We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’ We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse an d shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, ‘What’s wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?’ She looked at ME, and quietly said, ‘That’s once.’

And from that moment….. we have lived happily ever after.’