Christmas 101

9. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.   It’s rare…  You cannot find it any other time of year but now.  So drink up!  Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip?  It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it.  Have one for me. Have two.  It’s [...]

Christmas 101

10.   Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit.  In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.   Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.

More to come…

 

AWOL

I know, I know. Where have I been?

It’s taking longer than I thot to get acclimated to my new job. A lot to learn. I guess that’s good, right?

So, not to forsake you altogether. Here is something cute I received in my email today.

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Well, I haven’t had much time to blog lately.  I have been trying to adjust to my new job.  Today the university president had a reception for the winter holiday.  That’s ‘Christmas holiday’ to 90% of the people in the United States.

It’s amazing how political correctness has watered down a wonderful holiday.  Many [...]